The Top Ten Reasons Why it Costs More to Get Your Pet Groomed Than to Get Your Own Hair Cut!
10. Your hairdresser doesn’t wash and clean your rear-end.
9. You do not go eight weeks without washing or brushing your hair
8. Your hairdresser doesn’t give you a sanitary trim
7. Your hairdresser does not clean your ears
6. Your hairdresser does not remove the boogies from your eyes
5. You sit still for your hairdresser
4. Your haircut doesn’t include a manicure or pedicure
3. Your hairdresser only washes the hair on your head
2. You don’t bite or scratch your hairdresser
1. The likelihood of you pooping on your hairdresser is pretty slim.